man

why uranium is good for you

the facts

facts

delicious
mm yummy

is very tasty, mush better than something like spinac (groos) or apple (yuckY)

warmth
makes you feel warm inside

like soup on cold day, uranium will make you feel nice and warm, and unlike soup, it won't cool down for 4.5 billion years

nutritus

mmm yummy, enriched uranium has 20 trillion callories, easily keeping you full for the rest of your klife!

ok now buy and eat the urangimnm

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